Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
When are your genitals available?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Randomize
