Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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