We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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