Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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