yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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