did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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