Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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