Me. At least after what I've been through.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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