Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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