I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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