office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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