Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We need to feng shui this bitch.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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