did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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