I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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