That's when you crack a 10am beer
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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