Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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