sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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