well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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