my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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