Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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