i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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