I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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