i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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