we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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