I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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