His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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