Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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