I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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