addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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