You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Omg I joined a choir last night...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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