Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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