yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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