I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think I just sharted jello shots
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