These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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