So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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