All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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