So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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