found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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