She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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