some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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