About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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