Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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