How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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