no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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