Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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