we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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