i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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