Who wears a wallet chain?!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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