i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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