Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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