There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
