So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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