She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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