white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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