so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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