before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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