Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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