why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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