i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
