I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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