I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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