and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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