love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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