plz talk dirty to me
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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